11 Savage Replies Every Woman Should Keep In Mind For Nosy Relatives

Growing up in a typical backdated Indian environment is so fun. Not only do we hear regular rants and out-of-the-blue comparisons but also we get to answer questions that are deeply related to our personal lives. And sometimes answering those and going off with a smile seems to be the ‘good kid’ behavior.

Down the list are some typical statements that women get to hear from their relatives. And we have some savage comebacks shut them up:

1. Your husband looks so thin, don’t you give him food?

We don’t have babysitters at home, woh khudsey khaa leta hai.

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2. Your smile is so pretty if you gain some weight you’ll look prettier.

You are so beautiful, but I think you need nose surgery to make you look more beautiful. Cause it’s long enough to get into someone else’s business.

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3. Why are you so irritated all the time? What are you tired of always?

Tired of dealing with you.

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4. If you are working 9-5, who does all the cooking at home for the family?

My husband makes sure to put spice in the food and our relationship.

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5. Beta, you’re 28 it’s high time for you to get married!

Why? To get disappointed with the same guy over and over again? And put up with it? No, boyfriends are fine, breakups are easier than divorce.

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6. Why did you take up arts? Considered engineering, it has way more scope?

No wonder why your engineering son, makes Instagram reels and “creates content”.

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7. Got a job and all, but when are you planning to get settled?

Actually, I’m pretty settled, I take care of my own food, money, and business.

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8. So when are you two planning to become parents?

We’re already parents of four. 3 dogs and a cat, I don’t think we have space for another.

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9. You did not change your surname after getting married? Log kya kahenge?

People will say my name. Duh.

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10. How much do you earn?

Enough to feed me and gain weight daily.

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11. What are you planning down the line of 5 years from now?

I’m trying my best to make it out of this room to avoid having this conversation currently.

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