23 Hilarious Tweets You Will Relate Only If You Have Lived In Delhi

Capital of India Delhi is one of the most happening city in the country. A place where people have biggest hearts, so called, Dilwalo Ki Dilli. The city has bit of everything, which makes it a mixture of lot of things. A loud city where every sentence completes with a gaali, all the boys are bhais here. Once you lived in this city, there is no other place you will be able to fall in love with. It is imperfect but it’s yours.

Scroll down to read the funny tweets which every Delhiite will relate to:

1.

The beautiful thing abt Delhi is that whn 'A' says "Tu ganwaar hai bhenchod" 'B' takes offence on the other word "Ganwaar kisko bola be??

— A Boy Named Vishal (@shivillex) March 29, 2017

2.

3 stages to girl's bargain:
D requesting way: Bhaiya please
D charming way: kya bhaiya *blush*
D delhi way: bc pagal hai kya #delhithings

— Gurleen rawal (@GurleenRawal) May 1, 2016

3.

Friend : bhai aaj teri crush naye wale momos stall k pass se jaa rhi thi

Me : Oo BC !! Kb khula momos ka new stall #Priorities #justdelhithings

— Jatin Upadhyay (@boy_awkward_) December 31, 2017

4.

Delhi boy: Send Nudes!
Girlfriend: No
Delhi boy: Bhai Ko manna Karegi??#whyshouldboyshaveallthefun?#Delhiboys

— PunjabiLiverEngBrain (@SethSiddhatri) March 29, 2017

5.

Aao kabhi Haveli pe has to be a Delhi thing. In Mumbai 1 Bhk is a luxury, forget Haveli. #JustDelhiThings (love houses in Delhi – they are massive)

— Hardik Malavia (@HeartOut_Loud) January 18, 2018

6.

This is what happens when a Delhihite say "aaj gaad Tera Bhai chalayega" #JustDelhiThings #FridayFeeling pic.twitter.com/ucxlHBCkI1

— Abhishek Mishra (@bruce_mishra) November 3, 2017

7.

Are you even a #Delhi boy if you haven't taken a single 'all boys bike trip' to a hill station and posted the rear end of your bike on display? #JustDelhiThings

— Shree Das (@Shree_Das01) November 27, 2017

8.

The number of #Punjabisongs I've heard in the past couple of hours, I must have not heard in years. #Delhi #justdelhithings #outdoorshoot

— Anuradha Pandey (@anupandey94) February 26, 2018

9.

#JustDelhiThingshttps://t.co/d04aUqf0AV

— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) March 18, 2018

10.

Log Goa Jaane ki baat karte hai
Aur yaha mere Dost hai jo 3 mahine se Murthal jaane ka plan cancel kr rhe#JustDelhiThings

— Light ◢◤ (@4d_sociopath) October 14, 2017

11.

Dilli mei log bikes chalaane ke liye kam aur parking gherne ke liye jyada khareedte hain. #JustDelhiThings

— AV (@AimlessAvian) April 8, 2018

12.

Not sure if there is a real bhajan being played or a bhajan to the tune of item song. #JustDelhiThings

— Nirwa Sharma (@nirwamehta) February 14, 2018

13.

Q to Delhi guy: Yeh smog ka bahut problem ho raha hai kya?
Delhi guy: Haan yaar. Aviators nahin pehna jaatein!#justdelhithings#DelhiSmog

— Phani Kishan A (@phanikishan) November 9, 2017

14.

https://twitter.com/Kunalbosconian/status/899515963548106752

15.

You know you are in Delhi when you see people in rush all the time, but still no one ever reaches any place on time!#justDelhithings

— Rashi Arora (@rashiarora5) March 19, 2018

16.

That's why I said, never give free advice to anyone #Delhi #JustDelhiThings #News #TimesofIndia pic.twitter.com/5pOivld01G

— Geeक (@yatharthsingh) March 31, 2018

17.

What they want to say : I’m “at” Rajiv Chowk
What they say : Main Rajiv Chowk hoon (I’m Rajiv Chowk)#justdelhithings #sodelhi #delhiwale

— Chhavi Tyagi (@chhavi_tyagi1) March 29, 2018

18.

In Delhi, more people get rejection from Auto Drivers than Job Interviews #Delhi #justdelhithings

— Naresh Gaur (@passiveindian) March 20, 2018

19.

Spent 10 months evesdropping on conversations in coffee shops and the one thing I can definitively say is- the people in my city only catch up to show off about themselves and their lives. #JustDelhiThings

— Nikita Butalia (@StumblingDelhi) February 21, 2018

20.

When a Mumbaikar shouts, "arre signal ke baad thula hai" – understand he is now *Delhi se hu BC* guy #JustDelhiThings

— Hardik Malavia (@HeartOut_Loud) March 18, 2018

21.

Me to my Delhi friend:- Bhai Tum dilli wale itni gaali kyu bolte ho?????
Delhi friend:- Hum nahi bolte Bhenchod. #DilDilli#Delhi#JustDelhiThings

— Anonymous (@Rushi_Soni97) February 10, 2018

22.

This one gareeb woman is pushing her baby in the stroller on her own without 2 maids. So gareeb. #JustDelhiThings

— Nirwa Sharma (@nirwamehta) January 5, 2018

23.

https://twitter.com/foxy_rajput/status/945323022969217025