Babumoshai Bandookbaaz is a crime drama set against a political backdrop in Uttar Pradesh. The film was released in 2017 and features Nawazuddin Siddiqui playing the lead role of a small-time contract killer who gets entangled in a web of love, betrayal, deceit and revenge. Nawazuddin Siddiqui is a seasoned actor who is known for his off-beat roles and unique acting skills, and this movie is no different for him.

The movie, complete with a vengeful plot, rustic setting and lust-struck characters, has a raw appeal to it. Bearing this in mind, the dialogues have been superbly crafted to suit the characters and the rustic storyline.

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We have compiled a list of some outstanding dialogues from Babumoshai Bandookbaaz that are totally whistle-worthy!

1. Hum toh outsourcing karte hain, Yamraj ke liye.

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2. Itna kaahe ghabhra raheho ji, free mein thodi na maarenge. Ek ek ka paisa mila hai.

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3. Sheeshi bhari gulaab ki patthar pe todh dein, aisi gharwali mil jaaye toh baharwali chhod dein.

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4. Maut se panja lada rahe the. Saala maut ko bhi saat saal lag gaye samajhne me ke hum uske baap hain.

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5. Bakch*di karna ek baat hai, aur doosre ki aankh mein aankh daalke uske chaati mein goli daagna doosri baat hai. Phatke haath mein aa jaati hai.

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6. Tumka hathiyaar rakhne ki jaroorat nahi, ji bhar ke dekh lo toh bhale aadmi ke toh praan hi nikal jaye.

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7. Mana ki taal nahi par dark aur handsome toh hain, tabhi toh ladkiya marti hai mujh par.

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8. Dekho Beta Triloki aisa hai, ki maarne ka contract milta hai humko, nai maarne ka nahi milta. Humara man hum jisko chahein maarein.

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9. Popcorn khaye ho kabhi? Kaise banta hai jante ho? Kadahi mein makai ko dal ke jab bhuja jata hai toh bahut aawaj karta hai jante ho kahe? Ka hai, ki uski phat rahi hoti hai.

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10. Hum soch rahe the ki jisko sehla sehla ke bada kiya tha dusre ki marne ke liye, wo apne hi pichwade mein ghus jayegaa, ye kabhi socha nahi hoga.

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11. Insaan toh kar ke bhool jata hai..par uska kiya hua ghum kar ek din jarur aata hai.

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12. Same story hai, par yahan thoda end change ho gaya hai. Yahan Osama Amreeca ki maar ke jayega.

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These dialogues, mostly spoken by Nawazuddin Siddiqui, are impossible to ignore and make you laud the scriptwriter as well as the actor. They are the perfect examples of eyebrow-raising, smile-inducing and whistle-worthy dialogues which give you a real-rustic feel of a film. And the panache with which Siddiqui delivers them makes them even more believable! The utmost quirky and original dialogues, spoken in a dialect which many of us go bonkers about, must be seen with your eyes and heard from the horse’s mouth. So, go ahead, watch the movie and experience a whirlwind of passion and treachery to understand the relevance and impact of these exceptional dialogues!

Watch the trailer of the movie below:

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