Ladies, have you ever been made to feel horrible about yourself by the parlor aunty? Well almost every parlor aunty has some beauty tips for you, so that they can add more and more to your bill. But you have no option as you have to visit them least once a month. Their observation, suggestions for face cleanup and other things can be irritating sometimes. And some of the things you hear during your parlor sessions can be quite hilarious.
Here are some funny tweets which you will hear from parlor aunties:
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1.
Every time I shave instead of waxing, I feel like I’m cheating on parlour aunty.
— Shruthi Shetty (@shrooomster) March 2, 2018
2.
If you are getting carried away with your success, the only person who can ground you to earth in a second is your Parlour wali aunty. Visit her soon. 100% results#FridayMotivation #FridayFeelings
— Shivani Nani (@vanisaxenaa) January 12, 2018
3.
Things that are bad for your self esteem:
Acne
Good looking people
Parlour wali aunty— 🌹k (@kaystakes) September 28, 2017
4.
Mom: You’re beautiful
James Blunt: You’re beautiful
Friends: You’re beautiful
Parlour aunty: Have you ever considered completely changing your grotesque face?
— ESCN (@poisonaavi) March 11, 2018
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5.
How the world sees you vs how the parlor wali aunty sees you! pic.twitter.com/RZvOGjHjOr
— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) December 3, 2017
6.
You don’t know the fear of death until your parlour wali Aunty says “bohot growth ho gayi h” in a concerned tone, upon seeing your underarms. #Sunday #GirlProblems #SocialConstructs
— Angha Joshi (@angha_joshi) November 19, 2017
7.
A lot of people in your life will accept you as you are, except the parlor wali aunty.
— Pooja Barge (@Eternallylate) April 8, 2018
8.
Went to the parlour for a haircut. Came out with an existential crisis. Thank you parlour aunty for reminding me that an MBBS is nothing and that I’m not going to have a stable job or work hours till I’m at least 35. You were such a treat. 😒
— MS (@meenu_syriac) December 23, 2017
9.
Me: I can’t take care about myself look at these black spots and acne marks omg what do I do!!?
Meanwhile extra expensive parlour aunty pic.twitter.com/Okmu2KZIuS— Lamegirl (@Lamegirl18) February 2, 2018
10.
You may win a beauty peagent but still may not be able to make your parlour wali aunty happy with your skin and hair. SMH
— Heer❤ (@m_hiral) February 18, 2018
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11.
Thought my self-esteem couldn’t get any worse, but then the parlour aunty had to weigh in.
— rohini 🌈 (@lesqueerables) November 28, 2017
12.
Nobody attacks your self esteem quite like a parlor aunty.
“No the wax isn’t too hot, your skin is ridiculously soft. How is anyone supposed to work with it?”
“Your body hair is very fine. How is anyone supposed to see it clearly?”
I apologise for not being a hairy rhinoceros.
— Amrita (@amritaIQ) March 25, 2018
13.
NEVER TRUST –
1.People who says: I love you
2.Friend saying bhai pakkaa 5 din paise return kr dunga
3.Parlour wali aunty saying beta trust me tere hairs zada short nahi krungi 🤷♀️💇🏻♀️
— Kunj ❤ (@piikaachu___) January 28, 2018
14.
Talk about being savage, once a girl was getting her bikini wax done in the parlour when she screamed “fuck” and the parlour aunty said “beta wohi toh mat kiya karo”
I lost my shit at that moment 😂😂😂
— Srishti Millicent (@SuchAMisfit) February 20, 2018
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15.
Me: hi aunty.. How are you?
Parlour aunty : why are you so tanned, skin is breaking out.. What is all this
Me : yup, been good.. Thanks for asking
😒— Sakshi Jain (@Sakshij8) March 28, 2018
16.
“Anviksha refuses to eat, says she wants to grow up to be a model. What do you suggest doctor?” “ A healthy dose of a beauty parlour aunty.”#TweetATale: 543 #RealityCheck #BeautyParlor
— TASTE of India (@TweetAShortTale) March 11, 2018
17.
I cleanse, scrub and tone my face before going to the parlour aunty for cleansing, scrubbing and toning.#beauty #longweekend
— anjalee (@anjalee_durgesh) March 30, 2018
18.
Me, unable to care anymore, as the parlour wali aunty gleefully lets me know for the 877th time that I have “extra dry” skin, when I am there JUST FOR A HAIRCUT. pic.twitter.com/YAU0RnBsbq
— Aishwarya Satpathy (@aishsatpathy07) February 25, 2018
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19.
Me – *shampoos my hair twice before going to the parlour*
Parlour wali Aunty – kitne oily hairs hai, shampoo nai kiya aaj? 😕— Sarah.👑🇮🇳 (@Saramushi) October 18, 2017
20.
Nobody can make you feel worse about your face than the parlour waali aunty
“Heheh dekh tere aankh ke neeche itte itte chhote baal hai hehe”— Sanyukta (@kyahaibae) September 2, 2017
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