India is a country deeply embedded in cultural ethics for instance arranged marriages, dowry and delusion with fair skin. Obviously, we cannot compete with the U.S. due to, slavery.

However, our match-making methods scale from the most ancient, such as ‘par-dadaji ka vada’, to the most recent, such as Facebook. Few Indians even go to the level of dating prior to marriage. However, we won’t talk about them. We acknowledge the fact that marriage is a significant institution and should be avoided by making fun of. Therefore, we’ll restrict ourselves to matrimonial ads.

Fine then, here we have collected actual ads taken from the matrimonial part of Indian newspapers, that eventually turn out to be hilarious due to either dearth of space or basic foolishness. Both way, you have fun reading it.

1. Innocent Divorcee needs a homely, good looking girl

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
rummuser

2. Of course!

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
marriedtothemasala

3. Unfit on bed due to stress

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
whiteindianhousewife

4. Really?

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
abacus

5. Facebook or non-facebook user?

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
twitter

6. Fair but no dowry!

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
indiatimes

7. The girl wears a hijab

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
ecosoulintellectual

8. URGENT!

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
fell

9. Fair, slim are the two main criteria

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
datinglocator24

10. Three proposals in one go!

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
safeworldcommunity

11. No software engineers, please

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
Source

12. Brahmin but non-veg

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
thetravelroom

13. No mamas boys here!

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
wordpress

14. Asking too much there, aren’t you?

Matrimonial Ads on Indian Newspapers
readitnoworanytime

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