There is no one in this entire world who loves you more than your dad but they never show it directly. Especially our Indian dads, who love their children so much that they can also beat the shit out of them at times. Those little doses you get on the name of electricity bill, grades etc, and don’t forget that you can always be compared to that Sharma ji ka ladka.
What are Dad jokes?
Mainly involving puns, what makes them funny is the straightforwardness of the joke, and the absurdity at times. These jokes are categorized as Dad jokes and you can have a hearty laugh if you can understand the context. They usually have a generational appeal to the public which is what separates them from normal jokes.
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Categories of Dad jokes?
- Occupation jokes
- Technology jokes
- Weather jokes
- Pun jokes
- One-liners
We have curated 19 jokes about Indian dads from Twitter that are just too hilarious:
1.
Me: Papa I’ve a dream
Papa: Ha to batao engineer banke Kya karoge?— Dushyant Singh (@DefucktiveHumor) February 23, 2017
2.
4 Years ago dad used to nag me for overusing Whats App today I have to tell him “Papa thodi der phone side rakh do yaar”.
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) February 22, 2016
3.
Dad – Kaha jaa rahe ho ?
Me – Aise hi friends k sath ghumne.
Dad – Beta puch kar jaya karo.
Me – ok..Papa mei jau friends k sath??
Dad – No— Being BING (@ya_jhakaas) December 23, 2016
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4.
Indian dad: “My son is missing!”
Police: “FIR likhwaani padegi. How would you describe him?”
Dad: “Not half as good as Sharma ji’s son”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 29, 2016
5.
Papa kehte hain “Kuch kaam-waam bhi karega?”
— Manish (@Baba_Chu) May 26, 2017
6.
Dad *walks in my room at midnight* : Petrol sasta hogaya hai
Me : so?
Dad : aag laga dunga is phone ko, so ja
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) January 15, 2016
7.
Son wanted to go on a trip. Reminded him about the things he could’ve done and been somewhere in life by now. A guilt trip is still a trip.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 10, 2015
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8.
How all brown dads walk.. pic.twitter.com/qDIRq1wj2E
— Zaid Ali (@Za1d) June 12, 2014
9.
An average Indian Father’s way to show they care for their child is by being really angry & beating the shit out of them
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) June 19, 2016
10.
Sis- I want a phone charger
Dad- here, take a new iPhoneMe- papa ₹10 ka recharge…
Dad- pata hai paise kitni mehnat se kamaye jate hain— Poor Spoiled Brat (@TheLastPeg) September 27, 2016
11.
Me: meri chappal kahan hai?
Papa: Jahan tumne utari hogi wahin hogi.Arey waah, papa to ekdum acp pradyuman nikle.
— frootifer (@Oinkoo) January 9, 2017
12.
Father’s Day in an Indian household pic.twitter.com/CpEPi6vJBN
— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) June 19, 2016
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13.
*Indian parents be like*
Dad : What about ur blood test for HIV?
Son : Its -Ve Dad
Dad: *Slaps* Nalayak .. Kabhi to positive le aaya kar.— E. (@EngineeRoholic) May 25, 2015
14.
Me: night shift waali job karu?
Papa: shadi ke baad
M: tattoo banau kalai pe?
P: Shadi k baad
Me: papa me…
P: Shadi k baad#IndianParents— Anamika (@MiishNottyAna) May 15, 2016
15.
Happy Fathers Day! To honour dads, everyone should go from room to room, switching off the lights, muttering about bills
— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) June 18, 2016
16.
Dad: “Yeh pizza pe kya topping hai?”
Son: “Capsicum”
Dad: “Capsicum kyun? Naalayak. Sharma ji ka beta to capsizyaada order karta hai.”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 12, 2015
17.
Son: “Toothpaste khatam ho gaya”
Indian father: “That’s possible…” *gets a road-roller* *drives it over the tube* “bacha toh hai…”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) May 9, 2016
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18.
Me~ Papa mujhe kuch paise chahiye
Papa~ pic.twitter.com/J7PAnpnvIg— जिज्ञासा (@imcurious__) March 25, 2017
19.
When your dad walks into your room on a sunday afternoon and you’re still sleeping. pic.twitter.com/fJVnRygheI
— Bhayanak Puppy (@BhayanakPuppy) December 4, 2016
Thus, Dad jokes have a special essence to them that is best for light-hearted laughs and something that people will understand from any part of the world for uncanny events. Let us know in the comments which one you like the best.
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