If there’s one thing that sets Indian subcontinent women different from women all around the world, it’s their inherent ability to be flawless with desi-touch moms. This is evident since women on the Indian subcontinent would go to any length to ensure that their children meet developmental milestones ahead of their peers.
They were also the only ones prepared to stretch their finances in order to provide their children with the greatest brands. They also rank being enthusiastic as one of the top three attributes needed to be a good mother, which sets them apart from the rest of the world. They are also the ones who will go to any length to save their family from evil. Desi moms are amazingly protective about their children, from sticking a “kaala teeka” behind our ears to repeatedly lecturing us about not being to fall into a relationship.
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They are budget-friendly too. From beating the remote control instead of changing the batteries, use the toothpaste until it’s absolutely finished. There’s absolutely no one like a desi mom, from their subtle and desi one-liners to their attitude.
Desi parents have a unique way of expressing their unconditional love for us by always taking care of us, putting us first, and ensuring that we eat our meals on time. And now, we’ve assembled a list of tweets that demonstrate that no one can ever be as funny and cute as they are. So grab a bowl of ice cream until your mom comes to scold you and get ready to see the tweets that characterise some cute desi mums.
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1.
My mother was feeling cold so now I’m wearing a sweater.
— Akshar Pathak (@AksharPathak) November 27, 2013
2.
Me : Mom, I’m going to Mars
Mom : pahunch ke call kar dio
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 9, 2017
3.
When you tell Mom you’ve lost your Tupperware dabba pic.twitter.com/BiyeLf6guB
— Priyal (@priyal) January 4, 2017
4.
Exactly my mom whenever I’m heading home late! Hahahaha #indianmom pic.twitter.com/O5Ye7YMVrJ
— Thilaga (@MThilaga) January 5, 2019
5.
#DESIMOMS❤
Girl : Mom admission form main identification mark kya likhun ?
Mom : Hath mai mobile likh de……— sandhu Jutt (@sandhu_hafeez) September 30, 2020
6.
No one can be more savage than Indian moms :-
Me – Bus aur nahi chahiye khana…
Mom – Han to de kaun raha hai tumhe.*Cries in corner*
— Prakriti Yadav (@Prakriti_99) July 23, 2018
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7.
#DesiMoms
First they’ll beat you and then say
“mjhy rony ki awaz na aye”— AS (@Ashii_Ch) March 28, 2015
8.
Reached home. Mom noticed my torn ‘in-fashion’ jeans. Told me to hand over my ‘torn’ jeans to her so that she can rafu (stitch) it🤦🏽♀️😁. #IndianMothers
— Nidhi Jamwal (@JamwalNidhi) November 8, 2018
9.
The disownment is imminent #desimoms pic.twitter.com/GSZyBxldeQ
— kake by the ocean (@kakebytheocean_) November 22, 2021
10.
When you angrily exit the family WhatsApp group and get added back #SavageMoms pic.twitter.com/jymrxQNCIR
— Samuel Johnson (@ShadeOfMelanin) September 28, 2019
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11.
When you get home late after a night out with friends and your mom doesn’t blackmail you. #desimoms #weekends pic.twitter.com/7zlp1uvHOA
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) July 15, 2017
12.
How Indian parents avoid sex talk:
Kid: “Ma, how was I born?”
Mother: “I picked you up from the garbage bin”— Shreedhya Kurup (@Shreedzter) July 18, 2017
13.
Me: I’m taking the trash out.
Mom: But you’re not allowed to go out, lockdown is on.#savagedesimoms #brownparents #burn @EducatedMoron
— Nikita Kirkise (@NikitaKirkise) May 17, 2020
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I present, Gujju moms, ladies and gentlemen. pic.twitter.com/P01kyaaU8i
— DrG (@idovoodoo_) May 20, 2020
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15.
Indian mom when their kids asking ‘Bachhe kaise hote hain mummy’ pic.twitter.com/EacFUC5otK
— Prayag (@theprayagtiwari) August 17, 2020
16.
Me: you have put too much rice, so don’t think I can finish it
Mom: finish the cashew nuts in it, got it for FORTY rupees #DesiMoms 😄
— 🇵🇸 Prabha پربھا 🚜 🏳️🌈 (@deepsealioness) May 10, 2019
17.
Mom: share your thoughts and frustrations with me. I’m your best friend
Me: *shares my frustrations which leads to disagreement with her*
Mom: itni batameez ho gai ho. Agay se jawaab dene lagi ho.
Me: #desimoms pic.twitter.com/SaU7enrtBJ
— Neeli (@zicarusfalIz) June 9, 2018
18.
Me: Amma how do I stop my hands from sweating?
She: Phone use krna chor do.
— Pumpkin 🎃 (@daalchawal27) June 29, 2018
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19.
Was introducing my besti 2 my mom she was like
“tm dono ak sath ktnay cute lagtay ho”does he like you ?? #desimoms 😂😂— ʜ•ᴗ•ᴍᴀ (@bhaalooh) October 23, 2017
20.
My mom didn’t say bye or “be safe” before leaving for vacation. Instead she told me all the things/rooms I have to clean while she’s gone 🤦🏽♀️😂 #DesiMoms
— jasmin (@possiblyjsmn) July 17, 2018
21.
Now that weekend’s right around the corner.#desimoms pic.twitter.com/UTawoWI2X0
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) July 6, 2017
22.
Me *coughs at home*
Mom : aur piyo thanda paaniMe *living far away from home*
*coughs* pic.twitter.com/yjLpjh41d7— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 1, 2017
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23.
‘Mom trying to let his son eat carrot 🥕’
Son- Why should we eat carrot,mom?
Other countries-
Because it contains beta-carotene baby, it’s good for eyes.Indian mom-
Tune kabhi khargosh ko chasma lagate huye dekha hai !!— Pritam! KKR (@pritamkdas99) July 16, 2018
24.
I am 27 and still my mom likes to pack whole of my suitcase, half of the stuff in there is “Just in case” #DesiMoms
— SamUnwise (@iSamUnwise) September 20, 2018
25.
I said ‘mummy gaslight mat karo’ and she said fir khanna kese banega 😭😭
— Sad we (@sadhvinarula) April 6, 2022
26.
When you’re modern, but sanskaar is important #justindianthings #indianparents pic.twitter.com/czdK8HBib7
— Simran (@jasimranja) June 22, 2017
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27.
Anyone else’s mom complain that no one helps her around the house but yells at you when you’re sweeping the floor wrong #desimoms
— Nuz K (@nuzbuzzzz) December 29, 2016
28.
I dared telling my mom how much I spend on my haircut in Canada. Now, she is sending me youtube tutorials on cutting your own hair #IndianMothers
— Parth (@parthsarpotdar1) March 8, 2020
29.
This is how #desimoms play Torjan horse saying just one untensil for you to wash 🥵🥵🙄 pic.twitter.com/lsRWH0a81q
— Heidi Katherine (@Heyeedi) July 19, 2020
30.
When u grab the grocery list n leave expect to be called atleast 8 times in the next 5 mins for each additional item #desimoms #brownlife
— Ashhad Sharif (@AshhadSharif) July 25, 2016
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31.
Every time i take my mama to some famous place to eat, she goes like what’s so special about this? I can make you this at home better than this.🤦♀️🤦♀️ #DESIMOMS
— Maryam (@biblio_khan2) February 17, 2019
Also read: 21 Tweets Which Will Make Every Indian Miss Their Mother Right Now
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