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13 Kickass Dialogues From Veere Di Wedding That Will Crack You Up

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Much talked about star studded “Veere Di Wedding” has released on June 1st and is doing quite good at office. Dialogues are quite integral part of a movie, a good dialogue will always leave a long lasting impression on the audiences. The dramatic funny moments in the movie is a laughter package for the viewers. The ladies spoke their heart out and swearing it all out with their words.

Lets have a look at some of the dialogues from “Veere Di Wedding”:

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1. Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hain ya inn logon ke liye? Haldi, mehendi, chivda, dal what the f**k is happening yaar?

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hain ya inn logon ke liye? Haldi, mehendi, chivda, dal what the f**k is happening yaar?

2. Jitna bhi padhlo, graduation, post graduation par jab tak Bh****** mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na tak tak life complete nahi hoti.

Jitna bhi padhlo, graduation, post graduation par jab tak Bh****** mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na tak tak life complete nahi hoti.

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3. Ja apni mummy ke saath, actually mummy se hi shaadi karle, bloody mother lover.

Ja apni mummy ke saath, actually mummy se hi shaadi karle, bloody mother lover.

4. Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi, ladies? Charam Sukh.

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi, ladies? Charam Sukh.

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5. Acha, toh ab teri lene ke liye degree bhi chahiye.

Acha, toh ab teri lene ke liye degree bhi chahiye.

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6. Why don’t you get a f***king job, Sakshi? Toh tere liye Rajma Chawal kaun banayega roz roz, NRI chuuuu.

Why don't you get a f***king job, Sakshi? Toh tere liye Rajma Chawal kaun banayega roz roz, NRI chuuuu.

7. I haven’t had sex in a year.

I haven’t had sex in a year.

8. Aaj hum kutton ki tarah piyenge.

Aaj hum kutton ki tarah piyenge.

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9. Tu duniya ki pahli ya aakhri bandi nahi hai jiski shaadi ho rahi hai. But I am definitely the one to do it without my f**king friends.

Tu duniya ki pahli ya aakhri bandi nahi hai jiski shaadi ho rahi hai. But I am definitely the one to do it without my f**king friends.

10. Main toh test drive kiye bina gaadi bhi ni kharidun.

Main toh test drive kiye bina gaadi bhi ni kharidun.

11. Complete package hai bahar se sakthi andar se sultry.

Complete package hai bahar se sakthi andar se sultry.

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12. Utaar yaar Thailand me sab nange hai.

Utaar yaar Thailand me sab nange hai.

13. Papa humnein decide kiya tha 200 se zada mehman nai bulayenge. Oye gaanja pi k aaya hai kya tu.

Papa humnein decide kiya tha 200 se zada mehman nai bulayenge. Oye gaanja pi k aaya hai kya tu.

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