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1.
Aunty: “One alliance has sent profile details and photo by email but I can’t see because I can’t open zip. Can you open his zip and see?”
— npueu (@nandu) September 14, 2015
2.
Meanwhile on Facebook… pic.twitter.com/dxc8Hc9mLC
— Poopriya 💐 (@supaarwoman) December 27, 2013
3.
Am I Anti – Hindu if I swipe him left? #dilemna #tinder pic.twitter.com/oi4SZ2VcF5
— T. (@aaliznat) September 12, 2015
4.
“Stay away from dating.”
*Hits 21*
“Let’s get you married!” #IndianSocietyLogic
— Jungli Billi (@iamhorcrux) April 1, 2014
5.
If you meet someone from Mumbai, ask where they stay before asking them out.
Love may be blind but it is seriously geographically challenged— Priyal (@priyal) July 16, 2014
6.
My biggest worry when I’m flirting with a boy is that he’s going to die & our text messages are going to be on the news.
— P (@lovehandle_) November 12, 2012
7.
responding to thirsty DMs like pic.twitter.com/u9MXl2tCq1
— Imaan Sheikh (@sheikhimaan) April 7, 2016
8.
Good job, Delhi Tinder 👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/UUa50K7Q0f
— Poopriya 💐 (@supaarwoman) December 21, 2015
9.
Texts like these 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/EVM61UWtFv
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) November 2, 2015
10.
And that,kids,is how I met your father. pic.twitter.com/SNdxwbookF
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) January 2, 2016
11.
Sincerely hope Hemant uncle confused Tinder for Facebook. pic.twitter.com/z8GKJ99ALC
— Poopriya 💐 (@supaarwoman) July 28, 2015
12.
I know friend, I know. #TinderStories pic.twitter.com/yk5Hf6uFZ2
— Shruti (@ShrutiSeTakkar) April 5, 2016
13.
Moms be like:
“Jaa Simran jaa je Le apni zindagi..Make sure you’re home before midnight though”
— Priyal (@priyal) March 31, 2016
14.
Waking up to texts. #expectationvsreality http://t.co/1ZYmagv45R pic.twitter.com/raOOqmCnbr
— Shruti (@ShrutiSeTakkar) April 18, 2015
15.
Who doesn’t, imsagar_taco? Who doesn’t? pic.twitter.com/GYkBFhM0eg
— Poopriya 💐 (@supaarwoman) September 5, 2015
16.
Relationship status: pic.twitter.com/z1PJL9ySdz
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) January 26, 2016
17.
Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.
— Jungli Billi (@iamhorcrux) March 10, 2015
18.
i call my vagina ‘pomegranate’ because dudes don’t know how to eat it
— CORIANDER (@priya_ebooks) July 5, 2014
19.
Hi guys I’m working on my new book pic.twitter.com/cgeyUvkMbU
— bulletproof honk (@4ngery) July 4, 2014
20.
He: Oh! She’s online. Won’t ping. Chep lagega.
She: Omg he’s online! Shouldn’t ping. Desperate lagungi.#EndofLoveStory— श्रुति वाजपेई (@Oinkoo) June 16, 2013
21.
Me: *trying to forget the past & move on*
Facebook: You have memories with your first love and your deceitful friends to look back on today.— Imaan Sheikh (@sheikhimaan) July 23, 2015
