If you are not on Twitter then you are missing on a lot of fun. It’s where many of the cool kids are, funny and smart (although sometimes stupid too!). You can find many funny Indian photos, comments, statements, tweets, sarcastic messages… People share very funny posts and photos there. Just in case you don’t have a Twitter account, here are 27 funny Indian tweets that almost broke my ribs because I was laughing too hard.
Scroll down and have a good laugh.
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Maggi is a perfect Indian brand. It says 2 minutes when it means 5-10 minutes.
— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) April 23, 2013
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You can’t be a DJ in India if you play Sukhbir’s ‘Taare Gin Gin’ and not mute the music during the ‘Ohohoho, ohohoho’ part.
— 🐸 (@krazyfrog) December 24, 2012
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One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR.
— Nitin Pai (@acorn) August 14, 2015
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FUCK YOU JACK & ROSE. pic.twitter.com/fAQuzNYsOE
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) October 6, 2015
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“Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?” pic.twitter.com/c9Ifz0nnqs
— dorku (@Dorkstar) October 1, 2014
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Grading system for students in India:
A – Average
B – Below average
C – Can’t have dinner
D – Don’t come home
F – Find a new family— Jungli Billi (@iamhorcrux) May 9, 2014
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When your friend returns from abroad with a fake accent pic.twitter.com/gupmlLal7r
— Bade Chote (@badechote) January 20, 2018
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Q: What’s worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?
A: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) January 27, 2016
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when only the girl’s side has paid for the photographer pic.twitter.com/NyssCDRPdn
— Nishtha (@RootKanal) June 9, 2015
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I am all like jaati hun main and traffic is like jaldi hai kya
— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) January 2, 2014
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My parents at 10:33 a.m. for a flight at 3:10 p.m. pic.twitter.com/SW3Q6gMNjC
— SanjayanOnTheRocks (@vishnu_somebody) September 2, 2018
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Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos pic.twitter.com/ShrGH8Ajfd
— Satya (@Satyajeet) October 22, 2015
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[Job interview at Zara]
Interviewer: where’s your resume?
Candidate: must be somewhere,you’ll have to find it yourself.
Interviewer: hired!— Pranav (@pranavsapra) May 13, 2015
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Behind every successful woman are her parents… wondering why she hasn’t found someone yet and when she plans on getting married.
— Anuya (@anuyeaah) February 11, 2014
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Bollywood meeting Royal Couple
“Why are you so famous?”
“Well I guess my family is famous so me also”
“Me also”
“Me also”
“Same”
“Main bhi”— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) April 10, 2016
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The longest word in the English dictionary is mutualfundsaresubjecttomarketriskpleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 25, 2013
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Falguni Pathak during Navratri pic.twitter.com/diJBUx1Qhc
— Bad Company. (@RowdyTalks) October 13, 2015
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Bollywood movie genres: Romantic Comedy Romantic Action Romantic Drama Romantic Horror Romantic True Story Romantic Patriotic
— Casual Rajat (@Extranaut) November 17, 2013
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Q: What’s the difference between an autorickshawallah and a F1 driver?
A: F1 driver doesn’t think he’s an autorickshawallah.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) October 29, 2015
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Mom: why spend so much money on a lehenga you’re only gonna wear once for ur wedding?
Me: pic.twitter.com/tk89JLBh1H
— N▲M▲STÈY (@LifeofaDesiGirl) July 25, 2015
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Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.
— Jungli Billi (@iamhorcrux) March 10, 2015
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When you get a medal from Salman Khan, HE gets to stand on the podium pic.twitter.com/x4an2QEi2t
— manikmahna (@manikmahna) January 31, 2018
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Indian Roads have all sorts of holes. Potholes, Mudholes, and most importantly, Assholes.
— Mo (@LiteraryBadass) May 11, 2013
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When you are used to of Travelling in Mumbai Local. pic.twitter.com/AyRVtbIEDx
— Patakha Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) October 13, 2015
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When you invest all your life savings on a startup pic.twitter.com/ZH4GaS8Rys
— MOUNTAIN GIRL – AMBYZEE (@Cheese_Pakora) September 24, 2018
Because laughter is the best medicine.
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