17 Tweets That Will Relate To Everyone Who Went To School In India

Scroll down and get nostalgic about your school life.

1.

Watching “13 reasons why” & realising school kids have so many problems. When I was there, the only issue I had was Uniball lu ya Pilot pen.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) June 14, 2017

2.

Things school should teach:
Sustainable living
Self-awareness
Design
Financial plannin

What they teach:
How to find area of fckin trapezium

— Micro-ambitious (@pal36) June 26, 2017

3.

[now]
“Tu gandu”
“Chup kar bhosdike”

[back in school]
“Stupid idiot”
“Jo bolta hai woh khud hi hota hai”

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 25, 2017

4.

People in this country really underestimate the amount of money you can make just by paying attention to English grammar class in school

— Rohan (@mojorojo) May 26, 2013

5.

You sing praises to God in school assembly and then go on to study science in classes after that.

— dorku (@Dorkstar) January 11, 2014

6.

Highlights of my school life:

5th grade: moved from pencils to pens
7th grade: moved from shorts to pants
11th grade: moved from 85% to 42%

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) August 16, 2016

7.

12 Years a Slave is about a guy going to school.

— Karen (@KarenDcosta) January 30, 2014

8.

Birth control pills and condoms are 2nd and 3rd most effective methods of controlling population…

School Fees continues to be No. 1 …

— R. Balakrishnan (@BalakrishnanR) January 29, 2016

9.

Name Place Animal Things taught me more about animals and geography than school ever did.

— Shoe Tea (@shrutithenaik) March 20, 2017

10.

I don’t understand school uniforms. They make kids wear a formal shirt, a tie and then there are shorts. Fuckall combo of formals & casuals.

— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) January 24, 2017

11.

Me: Sorry, Mom, actually a truck ran over me on my way back from school, so I am at the hospital.

Mom: Exam tha na tera? Kaisa hua?

— Jungli Billi (@iamhorcrux) May 28, 2014

12.

Hate the system. You give us summer vacations in school when we don’t need it & now no summer break at work when we actually need it.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) May 5, 2014

13.

Instead of all the nonsense we learned at school they should have taught us how to remember 25000 passwords at the same time.

— Anuya Jakatdar (@anuyeaah) January 19, 2017

14.

I have spent my entire school life traveling in School buses, where if the seating capacity was x, the number of students in the bus were 2x

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) March 30, 2017

15.

You know you’re Indian if Parent-Teacher meetings in school, were followed by Student-Parent beatings at home.

— Pranav (@pranavsapra) November 25, 2016

16.

Always go “abhi jitna hasna hai hasle aage sirf rona hi likha hai” in my mind everytime I see a school bus with kids laughing and enjoying

— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) February 16, 2017

17.

Pic 1: School uniform everyday

Pic 2: Colour clothes on birthday pic.twitter.com/FQJwvAIad3

— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) May 13, 2016