Scroll down and get nostalgic about your school life.
1.
Watching “13 reasons why” & realising school kids have so many problems. When I was there, the only issue I had was Uniball lu ya Pilot pen.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) June 14, 2017
2.
Things school should teach:
Sustainable living
Self-awareness
Design
Financial planninWhat they teach:
How to find area of fckin trapezium— Micro-ambitious (@pal36) June 26, 2017
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3.
[now]
“Tu gandu”
“Chup kar bhosdike”[back in school]
“Stupid idiot”
“Jo bolta hai woh khud hi hota hai”— Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 25, 2017
4.
People in this country really underestimate the amount of money you can make just by paying attention to English grammar class in school
— Rohan (@mojorojo) May 26, 2013
5.
You sing praises to God in school assembly and then go on to study science in classes after that.
— dorku (@Dorkstar) January 11, 2014
6.
Highlights of my school life:
5th grade: moved from pencils to pens
7th grade: moved from shorts to pants
11th grade: moved from 85% to 42%— Akshar (@AksharPathak) August 16, 2016
7.
12 Years a Slave is about a guy going to school.
— Karen (@KarenDcosta) January 30, 2014
8.
Birth control pills and condoms are 2nd and 3rd most effective methods of controlling population…
School Fees continues to be No. 1 …
— R. Balakrishnan (@BalakrishnanR) January 29, 2016
9.
Name Place Animal Things taught me more about animals and geography than school ever did.
— Shoe Tea (@shrutithenaik) March 20, 2017
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10.
I don’t understand school uniforms. They make kids wear a formal shirt, a tie and then there are shorts. Fuckall combo of formals & casuals.
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) January 24, 2017
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11.
Me: Sorry, Mom, actually a truck ran over me on my way back from school, so I am at the hospital.
Mom: Exam tha na tera? Kaisa hua?
— Jungli Billi (@iamhorcrux) May 28, 2014
12.
Hate the system. You give us summer vacations in school when we don’t need it & now no summer break at work when we actually need it.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) May 5, 2014
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13.
Instead of all the nonsense we learned at school they should have taught us how to remember 25000 passwords at the same time.
— Anuya Jakatdar (@anuyeaah) January 19, 2017
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I have spent my entire school life traveling in School buses, where if the seating capacity was x, the number of students in the bus were 2x
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) March 30, 2017
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15.
You know you’re Indian if Parent-Teacher meetings in school, were followed by Student-Parent beatings at home.
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) November 25, 2016
16.
Always go “abhi jitna hasna hai hasle aage sirf rona hi likha hai” in my mind everytime I see a school bus with kids laughing and enjoying
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) February 16, 2017
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Pic 1: School uniform everyday
Pic 2: Colour clothes on birthday pic.twitter.com/FQJwvAIad3
— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) May 13, 2016
